It’s no surprise that Heidi Klum makes glasses look sexy. Heidi Klum can make pretty much anything look sexy, including hamburgers, which she was selling for MacDonalds a little while ago. I think she’s still their spokesperson, but now she’s added to pitching eyeglasses into her resume. Seriously, take a look at this woman, and tell me you’re not thinking “sexy librarian” from the word go? I know I am!
I’ve been ignoring Brazilian supermodel Isabeli Fontana for way too long, so it’s time to change that. Here she is doing a series of ads for H&M underwear. Man, what is it with super hot girls laying on nothing but silk? The contrast of that perfect body, skin, and face against the smooth silk of those sheets… Yeah, whoever came up with this ad program definitely knew what they were doing, alright. As if we had any doubt. Enjoy some glorious Isabeli Fontana.
If you’re a magazine and you plan to do a special on Victoria’s Secret and their recent fashion show, isn’t it nearly paramount that you somehow get Heidi Klum to be in it? Apparently not for GQ, who recently did a Victoria’s Secret special and didn’t even include Heidi Klum anywhere in the magazine. Or at least, I didn’t see any pictures of Heidi, only Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio. Mind you that’s not the worst thing that can happen, but you know, Victoria’s Secret and Heidi Klum are so intertwined who would have thunk they could be separated?
Kathy Ireland may no longer be a supermodel, and indeed, she’s pushing 50, but I’ll be damn if the woman still looks great. You may not be able to call her a supermodel anymore, but I’m pretty sure any man who is married to Kathy Ireland can still point to her and brag about her to his buddies. Here’s Kathy at a benefit for “Love Letters” in Los Angeles. Nevertheless, I wouldn’t mind seeing Kathy slip the bikini back on. I think she still has it in here. Maybe in the future…
I remember reading about Laetitia Casta, how she was discovered while she was vacationing on the beach with her parents. After that, she became a major supermodel, with appearances in Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret. I don’t think she does any runway work anymore, and has since gone exclusively to the movies. Which isn’t really a surprise, if you consider that she started modeling when she was very, very young, and moving on probably wasn’t too big of a shock to everyone. In any case, here is Laetitia Casta back when she was still the Guess Girl. Guess what? Laetitia Casta is still hot.
If the guy tasked with helping Marisa Miller put on her lingerie during the Victoria’s Secret fashion show had it good, the guy doing it for Marisa Miller must have done something very, very right in a previous life, because just to be close to that tight, nearly perfect body that belongs to Marisa Miller, the dude must be Ghandi or something. Here’s Marisa Miller behind the scenes of the recent VS fashion shoot. Check out the woman in the background staring while eating. I wonder what she was thinking as she’s wolfing down that food.
You gotta figure that whoever they get to help the models with their fitting, if it’s a guy he has to be pretty asexual and non-threatening. I mean, take a look at this dolt who is adjusting Adriana Lima’s barely-there clothes during the recent Victoria’s Secret fashion show. What the hell is he wearing, some Farmer Jim Bob overalls? You can’t get anymore asexual than that, folks! But of course you understand why a guy has to look like that to work around these girls. I mean, damn, we’re dealing with superhot women in lingerie here! A normal guy wouldn’t be able to stand up — ever! (Photos by Sabrina Deschenes)
Pillow fight! And look, someone invited the Victoria’s Secret supermodels to join in! This is actually a series of ads for Victoria’s Secret. I don’t know what they’re selling, but I’m guessing lingerie. I’m not sure who the girls in these pictures are; they don’t look like anyone I recognize, so maybe they’re part of the up and coming gals that Victoria’s Secret has in their stable just waiting to be unleashed onto the world. Anyhoo, I’m going to list them under Victoria’s Secret Supermodels and go from there. Can’t wait to see the video versions of this ad!
I might be wrong, but I don’t recall Bar Rafaeli being in the recent Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Maybe she was too busy traveling around the world trying to save it with boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio? Basically, you know that everytime someone mentions Bar Rafaeli’s name, they’re going to add Leo’s name to it. That is, until the two split up, because come on, you can’t see someone like Leo settling down, can you? The guy gets supermodel tail every other week, he ain’t gonna get hitched now and deny himself all those goodies. Anyhoo. Here’s Bar Rafaeli in First magazine.
When you can be forty years old and still look as good as Cindy Crawford does in these bikini candids, then yeah, you’re doing something right. Something REALLY right. I don’t know where these pictures of Cindy Crawford in a bikini were taken — on a beach, yeah, I know that part — and I could do without the funky cowboy hat, but man, do they look good or what? Cindy Crawford is da bomb, on or off the runway, and you can take that to bank!
Hey, let’s not forget about the Germans, okay? Okay, okay, so maybe one German, but she’s definitely THE German when it comes to Victoria’s Secret supermodels. Heidi Klum always looks good, and she definitely looks good on the runway here, except for that one part where they put her in some kind of gigantic snowflake. It’s butt ugly. I mean, crap, the thing they had her wearing? It totally ruins everything that is perfect about Heidi Klum. Seriously, what were they thinking? That thing is so Godawful Ugly. Worst, it ruins Heidi Klum’s look!
We’ve had the Americans, the Australians, and of course, the neverending flood of Brazilian supermodels strut their stuff on the Victoria’s Secret 2007 fashion show, so what about the Czechs? Of course, the Czechs! Leading the contingent is blond goddess Karolina Kurkova, who really has one of those one-in-a-billion face that screams “supermodel good looks”. Here is Karolina Kurkova plying her trade on the runway. Holy, what a face, huh?
Wait! The Brazilian contingent of the Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Team aren’t complete yet; there is still Alessandra Ambrosio, who is, if I had to guess, the third most famous Brazilian supermodel, right behind Gisele and Adriana, although I am starting to see a lot more of Alessandra out there. The girl certainly has shown enough of a wild side to get noticed by the press and regular Joes alike. Now all she needs to do is date a superstar quarterback, or come out with some ludicrous claim that she’s a virgin, etc.
We’ve already done the Brazilians, the Americans, and now — the Australians? Yes, that’s right, in case you didn’t know, there is an Aussie amongst the Victoria’s Secret supermodels. Her name is Miranda Kerr, and, um, I don’t know all that much about her, but she looks really good as the Statue of Liberty. I didn’t know the old girl had it in her! I’m talking about the Statue, of course, not Miranda Kerr. There is nothing “old” about Miranda Kerr, in case your eyes aren’t already telling you that.