Selita Ebanks, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova Returns
Posted on Feb 10, 2008 Under Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks |
It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane, it’s Victoria’s Secret’s dynamic trio of Selita Ebanks, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova! After recently entertaining horny fans at the Superbowl, the trio are now doing another gig for VS, this time the What is Sexy party. By the way, is it just me, or does everytime I see Adriana Lima at these events, it always looks like she’s just about to jump the bones of the other Victoria’s Secret girls? Or maybe that’s just my fantasy…
Okay, I’m ashame to admit it, but I really don’t know who the black girl is with Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova when they were promoting Victoria’s Secret at the Superbowl in Arizona over the weekend. Heck, I didn’t even know who the blonde girl was, until I saw the “Karolina” on her shirt, and reasoned that it had to be Karolina Kurkova. Adriana Lima, well, I’d know her from anywhere. She’s that famous and recognizable. But the other girl, sorry, guys. Anyways, here are three Victoria’s Secret models doing their thing at the Superbowl in Arizona. (Update: The third girl is Selita Ebanks. Plus, I added more pictures from the event.)
If you’re a magazine and you plan to do a special on Victoria’s Secret and their recent fashion show, isn’t it nearly paramount that you somehow get Heidi Klum to be in it? Apparently not for GQ, who recently did a Victoria’s Secret special and didn’t even include Heidi Klum anywhere in the magazine. Or at least, I didn’t see any pictures of Heidi, only Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio. Mind you that’s not the worst thing that can happen, but you know, Victoria’s Secret and Heidi Klum are so intertwined who would have thunk they could be separated?
You gotta figure that whoever they get to help the models with their fitting, if it’s a guy he has to be pretty asexual and non-threatening. I mean, take a look at this dolt who is adjusting Adriana Lima’s barely-there clothes during the recent Victoria’s Secret fashion show. What the hell is he wearing, some Farmer Jim Bob overalls? You can’t get anymore asexual than that, folks! But of course you understand why a guy has to look like that to work around these girls. I mean, damn, we’re dealing with superhot women in lingerie here! A normal guy wouldn’t be able to stand up — ever! (Photos by Sabrina Deschenes)
Yes, it’s that time of the year again, when the gorgeous girls of Victoria’s Secret slips on their angel wings and struts their stuff in lingerie and various states of undress on the catwalk. It’s a major enterprise, and everyone’s been waiting for it, and it’s finally here! So for the rest of the weekend, we’re going to be posting pictures of the Victoria’s Secret models from the event on the site one post at a time. There are so many pictures to choose from, that we’ll just have to choose what we think is the best. To start things off, what better way than Adriana Lima? More to come!
Holy mother of God — it’s three of the world’s hottest supermodels all in the same picture, and they’re all wearing bikinis! Yes, that’s right, kids, there is a God, and he was kind enough to engineer it so that three lovely ladies from Brazil, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros, would end up in the same photoshoot wearing bikinis. The only thing missing from this picture? Well, for one, there’s only one picture, and secondly, they’re sitting way too far apart, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
You can’t say Victoria’s Secret without adding the name Adriana Lima to it. That’s how far our Brazilian Goddess has come and how much impact she’s made on the women’s lingerie fashion line. Here are just some of the few Victoria’s Secret advertising campaigns that Adriana Lima have been a part of. They’re not very extensive, but they’re all incredible to look at. So enjoy, and send me an apple every once in a while, will you? Uh, ignore that last part.
Everyone’s favorite spicy supermodel, Brazilian’s own Adriana Lima at the New York premiere of “Spider-Man 3″. I don’t think I have to tell you about “Spider-Man 3″, because if you don’t know what it is, or who stars in it, or what it’s all about, you must have been living in a case for the last 10 years. In any case, Adriana Lima looks good at the premiere, especially in the wind. I don’t think she’s in the movie, but one can only hope.
Talk about fantasy material: here’s supermodels Selita Ebanks and Adriana Lima in the green room of the Fox and Friends program, waiting to go on. Of course I could have done without Derek Jeter (I think that’s him, the New York Yankees baseball player) shoving his nose into the supermodel-on-supermodel action, but hey, you take what you can get and you go grab one of those giant New York pretzels, right? (By the way, check out how Adriana Lima is overtly checking Jeter out. I mean, damn, if he made a move, he could have bag that hot virgin, right?)
Whoever it was at Virgin Atlantic Airlines that decided to hire Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima as their new spokeswoman should get a raise. I mean, come on, hiring a supermodel known for her virginity to be the face of an airline called “Virgin”? Talk about brilliant! Here are some promotional work that Adriana Lima did for the airlines. Behind-the-scenes type stuff, but still gorgeous. The woman, mostly.
One Brazilian supermodel in a two-piece bikini is great enough, but put two of them in bikinis, then have them rub up against each other, and you’re looking at, quite possibly, one of the greatest supermodel photoshoots of all time. In service of that notion, here are Brazilian babes Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros in Photo Magazine. Let me suggest that we rename Photo Magazine to Every Man’s Fantasy Magazine. Anyone? Anyone?