Supermodels Database

I don’t know who airbrushed this spread of Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr in the latest issue of Men’s Style magazine, but I have to say, he or she sure went the heck overboard. Miranda Kerr alone, minus make-up, would probably be gangbusters, but wow, whoever took the brush to these pictures of her, better be blind, or going blind, because they went above and beyond to completely destroy what makes Miranda Kerr as hot as she is. Now mind you, she’s still pretty incredible to look at, but they could have eased up on the artificiality of it and just leave Miranda looking the way she always looks — HOT.

To be honest with you, I don’t really need an actual reason to post more fabulous pictures of Marisa Miller, she being extremely fabulous and what have you. But hey, in case you needed a reason anyway, here’s one: not everyone can look this good in black and white, but Marisa Miller looks better than good — it’s like, great, or something. I think these were part of a GQ appearance by Marisa Miller, but I don’t know for sure. Either way, doesn’t she look good? Then again, she looks good whenever, but strangely she looks even better in black and white. The bikini helps, of course.

I don’t think pink has ever looked as good as it does here, on the gorgeous Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr. It’s probably not such a bad life, if you think about it; let’s see, she spends most of her time on magazine covers, in photoshoots, walking runways while half-naked, and every now and then, they send her to take more pictures at malls promoting this and that product. I’m guessing there’s a lot of sleeping in-between all the posing, which helps to keep the body and everything else looking good. And thank God, too, because Miranda Kerr has never looked so good as she does here, promoting Victoria’s Secrets’ new fragrance, Heavenly Kiss.

I don’t know what kind of stuff Mango sells, but then again, I’m mostly clueless when it comes to fashion and clothes and what have you. But then again, it’s not like I really care about what is being sold, as long as the woman doing the selling looks as good as Czech supermodel Karolina Kurkova, who is definitely looking very good here in these Mango ads. The only bad thing? She’s wearing way too many clothes. So I’m guessing Mango sells casual wear, because if it was lingerie or bikinis, the model would be wearing those. Yup, all this guessing is making my head hurt. Enjoy some Karolina Kurkova in Mango ads.

I’m not sure about the exact content of these pictures, but judging from the big ass “Germany’s Next Top Model” banner in the background, I’m going to go on a limb and say this is some kind of event to promote “Germany’s Next Top Model”, hosted by Heidi Klum. That is, of course, the Germany version of Tyra Banks’ strangely very popular “America’s Next Top model” TV show, where aspiring models compete for a modeling contract. Anyways, here’s Heidi Klum at the event, looking good. I don’t know who the blonde is, but she ain’t bad, either.

She’s back — Ana Beatriz Barros, who I like to call “The Forgotten Brazilian Supermodel”. Ana Beatriz Barros is on the cover and in the pages of the June 2008 issue of GQ magazine, cutting a mighty fine rug in a variety of lingerie, bra and panties, and all that good stuff all Brazilian supermodels should wear on a daily basis. God bless them for filling out their bra and panties so well. Gosh, I really have to visit Brazil one of these days…