Supermodels Database

If the guy tasked with helping Marisa Miller put on her lingerie during the Victoria’s Secret fashion show had it good, the guy doing it for Marisa Miller must have done something very, very right in a previous life, because just to be close to that tight, nearly perfect body that belongs to Marisa Miller, the dude must be Ghandi or something. Here’s Marisa Miller behind the scenes of the recent VS fashion shoot. Check out the woman in the background staring while eating. I wonder what she was thinking as she’s wolfing down that food.

You gotta figure that whoever they get to help the models with their fitting, if it’s a guy he has to be pretty asexual and non-threatening. I mean, take a look at this dolt who is adjusting Adriana Lima’s barely-there clothes during the recent Victoria’s Secret fashion show. What the hell is he wearing, some Farmer Jim Bob overalls? You can’t get anymore asexual than that, folks! But of course you understand why a guy has to look like that to work around these girls. I mean, damn, we’re dealing with superhot women in lingerie here! A normal guy wouldn’t be able to stand up — ever! (Photos by Sabrina Deschenes)

Pillow fight! And look, someone invited the Victoria’s Secret supermodels to join in! This is actually a series of ads for Victoria’s Secret. I don’t know what they’re selling, but I’m guessing lingerie. I’m not sure who the girls in these pictures are; they don’t look like anyone I recognize, so maybe they’re part of the up and coming gals that Victoria’s Secret has in their stable just waiting to be unleashed onto the world. Anyhoo, I’m going to list them under Victoria’s Secret Supermodels and go from there. Can’t wait to see the video versions of this ad!

I might be wrong, but I don’t recall Bar Rafaeli being in the recent Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Maybe she was too busy traveling around the world trying to save it with boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio? Basically, you know that everytime someone mentions Bar Rafaeli’s name, they’re going to add Leo’s name to it. That is, until the two split up, because come on, you can’t see someone like Leo settling down, can you? The guy gets supermodel tail every other week, he ain’t gonna get hitched now and deny himself all those goodies. Anyhoo. Here’s Bar Rafaeli in First magazine.

When you can be forty years old and still look as good as Cindy Crawford does in these bikini candids, then yeah, you’re doing something right. Something REALLY right. I don’t know where these pictures of Cindy Crawford in a bikini were taken — on a beach, yeah, I know that part — and I could do without the funky cowboy hat, but man, do they look good or what? Cindy Crawford is da bomb, on or off the runway, and you can take that to bank!

Hey, let’s not forget about the Germans, okay? Okay, okay, so maybe one German, but she’s definitely THE German when it comes to Victoria’s Secret supermodels. Heidi Klum always looks good, and she definitely looks good on the runway here, except for that one part where they put her in some kind of gigantic snowflake. It’s butt ugly. I mean, crap, the thing they had her wearing? It totally ruins everything that is perfect about Heidi Klum. Seriously, what were they thinking? That thing is so Godawful Ugly. Worst, it ruins Heidi Klum’s look!

We’ve had the Americans, the Australians, and of course, the neverending flood of Brazilian supermodels strut their stuff on the Victoria’s Secret 2007 fashion show, so what about the Czechs? Of course, the Czechs! Leading the contingent is blond goddess Karolina Kurkova, who really has one of those one-in-a-billion face that screams “supermodel good looks”. Here is Karolina Kurkova plying her trade on the runway. Holy, what a face, huh?

Wait! The Brazilian contingent of the Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Team aren’t complete yet; there is still Alessandra Ambrosio, who is, if I had to guess, the third most famous Brazilian supermodel, right behind Gisele and Adriana, although I am starting to see a lot more of Alessandra out there. The girl certainly has shown enough of a wild side to get noticed by the press and regular Joes alike. Now all she needs to do is date a superstar quarterback, or come out with some ludicrous claim that she’s a virgin, etc.

We’ve already done the Brazilians, the Americans, and now — the Australians? Yes, that’s right, in case you didn’t know, there is an Aussie amongst the Victoria’s Secret supermodels. Her name is Miranda Kerr, and, um, I don’t know all that much about her, but she looks really good as the Statue of Liberty. I didn’t know the old girl had it in her! I’m talking about the Statue, of course, not Miranda Kerr. There is nothing “old” about Miranda Kerr, in case your eyes aren’t already telling you that.

Isabeli Fontana is another Brazilian (gee, how many times am I going to end up saying that before I finish posting this Victoria’s Secret 2007 fashion show? Probably tons more, so get used to it) who I’m not all that familiar with. Isabeli Fontana doesn’t really have that WOW factor that would make you take notice; as a supermodel, I mean. In normal circumstances, the woman is spectacular enough, but on a runway full of people like Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima, and Gisele Bundchen, well, she doesn’t really stand out all that much. Still hot, though.

Yes, all those Brazilians on the Victoria’s Secret 2007 runway are great for the eyes, and we all love those Brazilians, but what about the American supermodels? Oh yeah, there’s Marisa Miller, who is more than hot enough to represent the good ol America on the Victoria’s Secret runway. Yes, we all wish VS would use more American supermodels, but what the hey, if it had to be one or two Americans, it should be Marisa Miller and her simply stunning body. I could do without the big hair that Marisa is always sporting, but really, why complain?

Adriana Lima’s fellow Brazilian Victoria’s Secret supermodel Izabel Goulart is still a mystery to me. I don’t see her all that much on TV or anywhere else, unless Gisele and Adriana, who are basically everywhere selling everything under the sun. Izabel Goulart has got some great body on her, and like all the Brazilians, she’s tall, lean, and hot as hell. Anyways, here she is at the Victoria’s Secret 2007 fashion show. She looks good in red, doesn’t she? Then again, she looks good in anything — or nothing, now that you mention it. Yow.

Yes, it’s that time of the year again, when the gorgeous girls of Victoria’s Secret slips on their angel wings and struts their stuff in lingerie and various states of undress on the catwalk. It’s a major enterprise, and everyone’s been waiting for it, and it’s finally here! So for the rest of the weekend, we’re going to be posting pictures of the Victoria’s Secret models from the event on the site one post at a time. There are so many pictures to choose from, that we’ll just have to choose what we think is the best. To start things off, what better way than Adriana Lima? More to come!

Holy mother of God — it’s three of the world’s hottest supermodels all in the same picture, and they’re all wearing bikinis! Yes, that’s right, kids, there is a God, and he was kind enough to engineer it so that three lovely ladies from Brazil, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros, would end up in the same photoshoot wearing bikinis. The only thing missing from this picture? Well, for one, there’s only one picture, and secondly, they’re sitting way too far apart, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.